not stoned, just slightly pebbled
i really like looking at google image searches for “firemen rescuing cats” or something because you get super cute pictures like
AND THEN THERE’S THIS ONE
"THAT’S RIGHT TWAS I that set the house ablaze!!!”
Pancake with all the colors of the wind.
i can’t even make a circular pancake what the fuck is this shit
this is what yahoo paid 1.1 billion dollars for
I HAVENT STOPPED LAUGHING AT THIS
ppl are ignoring me like im rob kardashian
when you’re trying to tell a story but your friends aren’t listening
LMAO this nigga 50 smh
This nigga here lol
how come you never see Troy and Gabrielle fucking acting in the first High School Musical. they’re auditioning for a play. a play with words. words need spoken. stage directions need be taken. what even is the plot of that musical. did anyone go to see it. how come Sharpay and her gay brother didn’t get supporting roles actually wait fuck were there any supporting roles? what is the high school musical in high school musical. why does ryan keep wearing hats.
So I was at a thrift store and I see this little cat lamp.
I was like “Aye yo, ya’ll are fuckin’ adorable.”
So I bought the lil’ guy and took him home to plug him in.
Then I was like “No.”
well no wonder why it was in the thrift store
but shit it was 99 cents